my first date was great it was funny little bit thank you

first date,,,everything goin good,,great convo,,nice attitude,,,good lookin,,,in the car leavin the restaraunt this fool says,,,,”u fine enough for me,,,u comin back to the house to spend the night?”,,,i said “um can u stop right here?”,,,,he pulled over,,,i got out and caught the fuckin train home…needless to say he never got a call back

“This is my apartment, but don’t break anything, or you’ll have to pay for it.”

“Here, have a tic-tac. It’s on me.”

i felt retarded lol

LOL- way funny !

thankyou

you are really cool and funny…:)

freakin hiliarious! lol =) Keep them coming!

hahaha this is hilarious!

aww thankyou

This video is sooo funny,.. I have to send it to my FB friends… thank goodness I’ve been on great dates.

LOL hell n’all lol

0:54 is hilarious! Nice one

I went on a date once and this guy told me he’d bring his family along for the 2nd date. What the HELL??

lollll hell yeah, he shouldve felt dumb, I wouldve told him to take his ass on somewhere!!

wow he was a little too ahead of himself. Girl what are you doing censoring urself on here lol no need for that. Just say it… fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Girl you are funny as hell!!! But I remember this guy said to me one time that he wanted to be real with me and then said he wanted to stick his dick up in my spine!!!! WHAT!!!!! Needless to say that ended right there he could have gotten some down the road but he was just too fu_ _ ked up with his mouth off the bat!!!!!

i definitely will

I really enjoyed this video! Please do more like this!

i love you guy’s replies lol some dudes just try too damn hard!

This guy who liked me told me I looked better than a big mac?? huh that is so stupid! And then he still wanted to talk to me. pssh. what an idiot.

lol they nasty. lol ur funny man. some people are crazy man. i wanna have babies as soon as possible…u look like really good baby making material. LOL

this same guy walked next to me for 20 minutes while i carried 3 bags full of books my 40 min walk home..and his stupid ass didnt offer to help even after i said my am and back hurt..and he was empty handed!! i wanted to kick nuts

not really a dat but ive had guys do dumb stuff and claim there into me..one dude i had a crush on last yer, this year he liked my bff and called me just to ask where she was then he told me he liked me.then when i told him how he was a loser last year(i said it nicer) and told him i wantd to be just friends he said oh yeah i was tryna tell u dat to..and dis is all in da ame phone convo when he said he liked me..his dumb ass

lmao @ the “my exgirlriend won’t be moving out of the apt until october”.I would so get the fuck out of there asap is some1 ever had the audacity to tell me some shit like that.

..one comment that i recall that made me feel so uncomfortable was when we were eating cookies and he told me ” this is really good, but I would love to taste your cookie”…uhhhhm, wtf?? lmao i was like alrighty then..
Anyway,Omg, i’m going on a first date w/ someone on Saturday–i’m soo nervous lol.wish me luck

Macy

I’ve had a “So when we’re married….” I was in shock. That was b4 our first date. And I had a “Will you have my son?”. And then there was the infamous “Do you swallow?” WTF These dudes need to chill out and learn how to treat and respect women.

Another thing that same guy said was I just got my divorce a year ago..I was married for 20 years…lol